I just saw this at the grocery store…

Could American grocery stores get away with this or are the British just that openly crude?

I’ve had chronic insomnia recently (thanks general life stresses!) and so being the giant nerd I am, I spend endless hours lurking around the web and in doing so, randomly google searched for images of… horse… jigsaw… puzzles…?

And this is what I found. Isn’t it breath taking?!! I need it on a shirt STAT.

Hi. So, I’m in the UK at the moment. Waiting for paperwork stuffs to be approved and stamped before I return to New York in a few weeks. While I’m in the UK I’ve been freelancing for some magazines. My American friends always ask to see the features and pieces I’ve written. Here’s a few examples. Don’t even ask me how I know this stuff. I surprise myself sometimes.

My friend just purchased a flight with Virgin Atlantic to New York and sent me this link where you can see just what you get for your money when you book a seat in ‘premium economy’. Needless to say, it sounds pretty damn arousing…

Ok so lets break it down shall we?

Not entirely sure what the hell ‘more purple’ means but I’m well jealous. Does it mean more purple decorated surroundings, like my purple bedroom? Or is it a drug reference? Either way, I wouldn’t mind more purple in my life, in general, and perhaps a bit more recline too.

This basically translates as: you can get shit-faced drunk before and during your flight so by the time you stumble off the plane you won’t even remember where you were going in the first place.

Uh this sounds like someone from the cabin staff is going to try and touch you as you sleep without waking you up. Sexual!

I’m doing some research for a news piece about the male girdle – the “mirdle” if you will – and felt the need to share this photo with everyone.

God, if I ever took a guy home and he stripped off to reveal one of these I think I’d gauge my eyes out.

I have a few gems I’d like to share with you all. Firstly, do you know who Jordan (aka Katie Price) is? No? Are you from Mars? She’s the UK’s most famous glamour model and has the most incredible fake jugs. There’s so many reasons why I love and respect her. Here is my latest… oh y’know, she only dressed up as a frickin’ mermaid at the launch of her new childrens’ book, Mermaids and Pirates.

I think I just found my Halloween costume for 2008.

Next, in case you were interested, the real life Garfield can be found in Italy. Do not want.

I absolutely do not have too much time on my hands…
Uh, I really need to get back to New York.

Another awesome post from GURJ:

The only reason I know as much as I do about drum and bass music, is
because my big brother exposed me to it from an early age. He’s been
DJing (as in the traditional vinyl sense) since he was about 13 or 14
and has such an extensive knowledge of drum and bass, jazz, hip-hop
and R&B, that it has me in total awe of him.

He’s been making the sickest mixes for years now, and it’s long
overdue that I started sharing them with anyone and everyone. Even if
you’ve never really been into drum and bass, just give it a try, it
makes the perfect soundtrack to a long gym session or if you’re just
winding down after a stressful day, it’s really euphoric.

So here’s the first installment of DRUM & BASSi.
http://www.mediafire.com/?ndmxarvx2xt

Enjoy! Let me know what you think!

untz untz untz…

By: Gurj

I think this website just fell out of my brain. Blingee.com is a
social networking site that also allows you to upload images and customise them with rally kewl glitter texts and the most incredibly tacky icons imaginable. Needless to say I’ve already wasted more than enough hours on it. Here’s an example of my art skills. Don’t act like you’re not impressed.