Comments on: Surprise! Another trip to Chlamydiaville

By: Azucena Fudala

Azucena Fudala — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:35:15 +0000

Huh, I hope I understand this the way it was intended :*(

By: Epistling

Epistling — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:00:15 +0000

She is Spock’s MOTHER - have some respect

By: Dena's Mom

Dena's Mom — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:31:12 +0000

“Look, I gotta go pee, but I’d really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back.”

By: Todd

Todd — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:18:58 +0000

Tom has a humble nice guy personality, which is why he got chewed up and spit of out of Plasticwood. So in my opinion she traded up from smoking mex dirt weed to world class BC bud.

By: Dani

Dani — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:22:31 +0000

“Conor Oberst had sex with Chris Noth…” That sounds like some scarringly awful slash fiction written by a fifteen year old girl in New Jersey. It’s also a thought I don’t want in my head. However, Conor Oberst and the guy from Rilo Kiley is a bit sexy…

By: Meg

Meg — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:51:45 +0000

She’s my favorite unemployed waif. Lelaina Pierce? We have to at least applaud her performances in Reality Bites, Heathers and Beetlejuice; she used to define the era of combat boots and baby doll dresses; she had realistic virgin sex in “Mermaids”…Johnny Depp loved her once, but not forever….I kinda want her to bounce back and do something good again. But I also want her to eat a sandwich and stop fucking my favorite child actor, Blake Sennett of “Salute your Shorts” and my favorite hipster band Rilo Kiley. You know the one…he was on Salute your Shorts, she (Jenny Lewis, lead singer) of Troop Beverly Hills and The Wizard fame. They dated and had a nasty break up and write songs about how much they hate each other; it’s like to Fleetwood Mac of my generation!

Back to her Va Jay Jay:
Winona’s beef curtains are like tarred leathery jerky that you find in Ohio truck stops. Next to the books on tape, imitation Hummels, Combos, and Code Red Mountain Dew.

By: Vivi

Vivi — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:50:40 +0000

Im not completely sure of the appeal, but literally every “relevant” girl in the 90’s dated dave pirner and adam duritz. which means both of their dreadlocks are contaminated with HPV (im guessing from aniston), parliament cigarettes and the song “stay” by lisa loeb running on loop.
Winona has been through so many guys its actually sad that none of them wanted to buy the cow. She should just hang up the ol’ meat curtains and resign herself to the line her character said in “Beetlejuice”…..”I am utterly alone”. Hey Wino - say that about 100 times and then go steal something.

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:54:45 +0000

“Like, if her old boyfriends were mostly prime New York real estate, Tom Greene is a basement in the Hunts Point section of the Bronx.”

That’s the quote of the week, if not year.