Thanks to a new online service called inSPOT LA, people can now anonymously inform past sexual partners that they may have been exposed to an STD via an array of adorably coy e-postcards. Think of it as the evite from Hell. 

Obviously these should be sent out for REAL. Like, dont think for one second it would be funny to send it to a friend as a gag, or send it to that bitch ass ex you totally hate and wish would get hit by a bus. DON’T abuse this service.

Here’s a few sample postcards I found:

Hey you!

You probably don’t remember me. It really doesnt matter WHO I am, really. What does matter is that I’ve got the Herpes and now probably so do you. Well, good luck with the scab dick. See you in Hell, Man Whore!

Teresa-

I’m really sorry but I probably gave you gonorrhea. I honestly didnt know that when we went met, had sex in a bathroom, then I acted like I would call you again, didn’t, ignored you when I saw you out a few weeks later and told all my friends what an easy skank you were. I was just planning to be a jerk, not this much of a jerk. PS. I’ve also got these crabs-each one is like the size of tarantula and is ripping my junk to shreds. I think YOU gave me those. So, I guess we’re even.

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